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The PERFECT Choice, Our Inspiration

These non-Angel toilet rolls would be the PERFECT household item to use as self defense against an intruder. It has all the traits we, the Household Objects as Self Defense bloggers, fully endorse. Not only are these toilet rolls an unexpected method of self defense, they are weapons which create time for you without being too violent. If any of our viewers knows where to get toilet paper rolls like this, we would be very, very grateful if you shared where to find them.
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Stay Spicy My Friends

You're in your kitchen making dinner, when an intruder suddenly breaks into your house. He busts through your back door, and assertively walks towards you. You have no where to run, and you are in plain sight of the intruder. In a kitchen, a spice rack is always near by and is highly effective in blinding an enemy. Take a spicy powder such as chili powder from your rack, and throw it up leaving a cloud of powder near your enemy. With their sight impaired, it gives you a significantly higher chance to use one of our other methods in defending your home from an intruder.

Paper Clips

If you happen to be in your office or study when you hear an intruder, grab your paper clips, untwist one of the bends and put one around your middle finger and one around your ring finger so the pointy ends are shooting out. When you punch your opponent, you then have an advantage because you will scratch and probably injure them much more than just a punch itself.

Lamps

How often are you sitting at home watching the big game, or engrossed in your favorite show? Then all of a sudden you hear some noises around your kitchen, and it's an intruder! When you're sitting in your living room and in danger, a lamp is in close proximity, and is also very easy to use. First, you should unplug this dual use defensive weapon. Our first recommendation is to sneak up, and immobilize your intruder with the blunt end of the lamp. Lamps can also be used on the other end has a ranged weapon. The electrical cord has a long range, and can be very effective in scaring off intruders. Swing it like a lasso creating a vortex for your safety. After effectively defending your turf, you'll have enough time to watch the final drive, or catch the ending of your show.

In the Bathroom

It has been brought to our attention that not all bathrooms are equipped with plungers, and in the event that an intruder breaks in while you are in the bathroom, and you do do not have a plunger, SelfDefenseForDummies is not doing its job. If you hear someone breaking in, pull down the bar that holds up your shower curtain. It is a great weapon, whether it is used to pole vault over your intruder or hit them.

Dear BIGFAN

We have contemplated your predicament and decided to devote an entire blogpost to you, our most enthusiastic follower. If you take the time to write to us, we will take the time to answer. To solve your first problem of the intruder wielding a gun, we have found a video to teach you how to defend yourself when assaulted with one, since this is not our personal expertise.

You will then have the power, and your grandmother, dog, and kitchen will be safe.