Friday, October 7, 2011

In the Bathroom

It has been brought to our attention that not all bathrooms are equipped with plungers, and in the event that an intruder breaks in while you are in the bathroom, and you do do not have a plunger, SelfDefenseForDummies is not doing its job. If you hear someone breaking in, pull down the bar that holds up your shower curtain. It is a great weapon, whether it is used to pole vault over your intruder or hit them.


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