How often are you sitting at home watching the big game, or engrossed in your favorite show? Then all of a sudden you hear some noises around your kitchen, and it's an intruder! When you're sitting in your living room and in danger, a lamp is in close proximity, and is also very easy to use. First, you should unplug this dual use defensive weapon. Our first recommendation is to sneak up, and immobilize your intruder with the blunt end of the lamp. Lamps can also be used on the other end has a ranged weapon. The electrical cord has a long range, and can be very effective in scaring off intruders. Swing it like a lasso creating a vortex for your safety. After effectively defending your turf, you'll have enough time to watch the final drive, or catch the ending of your show.
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