Tuesday, October 4, 2011

The Plunger

Not only is a plunger an extremely disgusting weapon, but it is also easy to hold. Plungers are in most bathrooms, and bathrooms will be an easy place for you to run to if you hear an intruder enter your house. If you can grab a plunger, aggressively brandish it in the direction of your intruder. You will probably catch your intruder by surprise because, naturally, no one expects a plunger to be used as a weapon. The disgust immediately caused by the prospect of using a plunger for self defense will buy you a few seconds, sometimes all you need to dodge and run.


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